Posts Tagged ‘Comedy’

Gladiatress

Jumat, Agustus 13th, 2010

Gladiatress
Gladiatress (2004)

IMDB rating: 4.20

Plot: This sword and sandals movie is an off-the-wall comedy adventure about three unlikely heroines, who set out to save Celtic Britain, by thwarting the Roman invasion in their own unique and outrageous style.

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Directors: Grant Brian

Actors: Hayman David,Vibert Ronan,De Grossouvre Philippe,MacGregor Rory,O’Hea Brendan,Chubb William,MacDonald Dorian,Keaney Dermot,Lastra Bruno,Comedy,

Since Ninja-Assassin AKA Gladiatress…….?
can’t cook or clean or plz a man doesn’t that make her worthless?


Not necessarilly, she could just lie there, be quiet, and take it like a woman

strrretch | Oct 22, 2007


Exactly, She needs to go back to the kitchen.
The Chair Wizard lll TEAM LIKE | Oct 22, 2007


no, she is still good for something, she can go to work all day
Party Boy | Oct 22, 2007


not really…
BOM CHIKA WAH WAH | Oct 22, 2007


Nope not at all, she can answer so much questions and something else..
harsh | Oct 22, 2007


she can’t be sent to the kitchen..world will be short of cucumbers.
no_id420 | Oct 22, 2007


hmmm. i think she could kill any one of us..with both boobs tied behind her back!

*please don’t kill me!!*
*

National Lampoon’s ‘Pledge This!’ Naughty Version

Selasa, Juli 13th, 2010

National Lampoon's 'Pledge This!' Naughty Version
National Lampoon’s ‘Pledge This!’ Naughty Version (2006)

IMDB rating: 1.60

Plot: Victoria English (Paris Hilton) is the wealthy and snobbish president of Gamma Gamma sorority of South Beach University in Miami, Florida. When Victoria learns that FHM Magazine is nominating them for “Best Sorority of the Year” with her being on the front cover of the next issue, Victoria plots to have more “diverisifed” co-eds pledge her sorority to integrate her all-blond and wealthy sorority. One of Victoria’s pledges, Kristen Haas (Sarah Carter), suggests her ex-friend Gloria (Paula Garces) to pledge and who brings along six of her misfit dorm mates whom include; DJ spinner Monique; an Indian exchange student nicknamed PooPoo; divorcee Kathy, whom is seeking to relive her youth by going back to college; fat Southern belle Maxine; weird goth girl Babs; and suicide-chick Tonya. The seven pledges are force to go through the most outrageous initiations to be accepted. But when they learn that it was all an act, Gloria teams up with Victoria’s boyfriend, Derek, to settle the score.

Directors: Hamilton Strathford

Actors: Rex Simon,Cipes Greg,Spelling Randy,Comedy,

In the movie National Lampoons "Pledge This!" Naughty Version, Who is the Center Schoolgirl on the DVD cover?
Shes right between paris and the girl with the apple and pink top+skirt. The reason i bought this movie is cause this chick is so hot!! but she doesn’t even appear in it? or does she? I dont know.


I think that’s Paula Garces.

Kid_Icarus | Aug 09, 2007


i havent seen it are you sure she isnt in it”’
the loner | Aug 12, 2007

51st State, The

Minggu, Mei 2nd, 2010

51st State, The
51st State, The (2001)

IMDB rating: 6.10

Plot: Elmo McElroy (Jackson) is a streetwise American master chemist who heads to England to sell his special new formula - a powerful, blue concoction guaranteed to take you to ‘the 51st state.’ McElroy’s new product delivers a feeling 51 times more powerful than any thrill, any pleasure, any high in history. But his plans for a quick, profitable score go comically awry when he gets stuck in Liverpool with an unlikely escort (Carlyle) and his ex-girlfriend (Mortimer) and becomes entangled in a bizarre web of double-dealing and double-crosses.

Directors: Yu Ronny

Actors: Jackson Samuel L.,Meat Loaf,Carlyle Robert,Ifans Rhys,Pertwee Sean,Ricky Tomlinson,Whitmey Nigel,Jezek Robert,Abraham Jake,McDonald Mac,Swartz Aaron,Webber David,Reynolds Michael J.,Muslim Sonny,Nocian Junix,Barber Paul,Crime,Action,Comedy,Thriller,

Is USA's "51st State" true?


accordin to obama, we’re at 58 now… so must be.

ez80227 | Jan 23, 2010


Only on Saturdays
_Breetai | Jan 23, 2010

Roman Holiday

Kamis, April 29th, 2010

Roman Holiday
Roman Holiday (1953)

IMDB rating: 8.10

Plot: Princess Anne embarks on a highly publicized tour of Europian capitals. When she and her royal entourage arrive in Rome, she begins to rebel against her restricted, regimented schedule. One night Anne sneaks out of her room, hops into the back of a delivery truck and escapes her luxurious confinement. However, a sedative she was forced to take earlier starts to take effect, and the princess is soon fast asleep on a public bench. She is found by Joe Bradley, an American newspaper reporter stationed in Rome. He takes her back to his apartment. The next morning Joe dashes off to cover the Princess Anne press conference, unaware that she is sleeping on his couch! Once he realizes his good fortune, Joe promises his editor an exclusive interview with the princess.

Directors: Wyler William

Actors: Peck Gregory,Albert Eddie,Power Hartley,Williams Harcourt,Carminati Tullio,Carlini Paolo,Ermelli Claudio,Rizzo Alfredo,Hindrich Heinz,Horne John,Comedy,Drama,Romance,

So the fundies rear their ugly heads once again…read before you thumb this down please….why is it so many.?
pastors, priests, etc….kill children? in PA on christmas day yet. A pastor shot one of his families young kids at DINNER of all places. 12 families had come together to be united for that holiday. What drives the uber-religious to do these things? Everyone must remember the man in PA who shot all of those very very young school girls in the Amish school house, and let the boys and adults go. What is this about? why does religion breed pain for children so easily? I want a real psychological answer if anyone can get me on.
Now before you go saying I am ignorant or anything of that nature I come from a strict religious family on my mothers side. and both of my parents went to roman catholic church for schooling. both were beaten repeatedly growing up. I have seen so much violence upon children by fundamentalists of all religions that I have to wonder if the religion is part of the problem here.
I have also served in the military to uphold your religious beliefs and am not one to take anyone’s beliefs from them.
It was on the PA news this morning I have no link.
merry he was AMISH that along is fundamentalist mentality in an extreme!
gee first page I turned to got me a link
http://www.action3news.com/global/story. asp?s=11732400
you check the story I gave you a link
cajun I’ve studied this stuff most of my life so don’t go calling me sad. You are just uninformed and apparently slow on the uptake
I will accept the correction for the man in the Amish schoolhouse as being true. but, odd place for a person who’s not Amish to be teaching. I assume he was raised by some serious religious people. Now that is an assumption I don’t know his parents.
thank you for providing another link on this. He could have just shot him in the leg, why the chest! I’m agnostic/military and I am taught to shoot mostly to maim first, not kill unless there’s a target that must be down completely.
(((((T))))) long time no see
that is a fantastically written answer. I agree abnormal psychology twisted with major restrictions does breed seriously violent outward behavior.
Ok another example for the simplistically minded people who don’t read news or study about this sort of thing like I do.
What about the kids in those cults that were molested. We are talking hundreds here, not one or two or even 10.


(((W.S.)))

its hard to generalize with any real accuracy on something like this …or maybe it just hard for me right now lol… but in general strict moral codes like that, especially when institutionalized, breeds repression in people. also, western religions (in particular) tend to create up-down lineal thinking that makes people feel they are in the proverbial pecking order. if you put those two things together, repression (where some needs are not being met and emotions are being preasureized with no release) and the establishment of a hierarchy, you tend to get one of two reactions whenever someone cant cope with it: most likely, theyll take out their own issues on someone that they feel is lower then them in that hierarchy (like a child) or you’ll get someone lashing out at people they feel (correctly or not) have been contributing to their strife (like a sexually repressed man ‘revenging’ himself on random women that symbolically represent his failures with other women).
hope that helps, and hopefully some other answers come along with more info because admittedly theres a lot missing from mine.

T | Dec 28, 2009


You gots a link or something?
Grumpity AM Troll Doll | Dec 28, 2009


You may wish to check your stories.

I am unfamiliar with the first you cite and would like to see some details. The Amish killer was NOT a pastor or a priest.

While much violence has been done by man in the name of religion, much as been done by man in the name of anti-religion as well. The common link is man can be very violent.
Merry Christmas! God is Good! | Dec 28, 2009


Care to provide a link?
Justin H | Dec 28, 2009


Mmm. Because non-religious people never hurt children….
Lyssa88 | Dec 28, 2009


Do you believe this is consistent with the teachings of Christ? If not, it would be appropriate to note that these are actions of misguided people.
coldfuse | Dec 28, 2009


Religion breeds extremism in some, even to the point where one’s children are not as important as the beliefs.

All depends on the mentality of the individual I guess.
Ms. Taurus

American Pie

Rabu, April 28th, 2010

American Pie
American Pie (1999)

IMDB rating: 6.80

Plot: At a high-school party, four friends (Jim, Kevin, Finch, and Oz) find that losing their collective virginity isn’t as easy as they had thought. But they still believe that they need to do so before college. To motivate themselves, they enter a pact to try to be the first to “score.” And of course, the senior prom is their last best chance. As the fateful date draws near, the boys wonder who among them will get lucky. More importantly, do they really want to do it at all?

American Pie

Directors: Weitz Chris, Weitz Paul

Actors: Biggs Jason,Klein Chris,Nicholas Thomas Ian,Thomas Eddie Kaye,Scott Seann William,Owen Chris,Levy Eugene,Pressman Lawrence,Comedy,

What is the title of the song that plays on American Pie 2?
When Finch and Jim are practicing karate, and Jim breaks a lamp, there is a song thats playing. I love it. Its sang by a girl, and says i think, "Your everywher to me." Maybe im not sure. Anyway it right before the scene when Jim super glues everything. Please help I looked at the soundtrack and they didn’t have it.


Michelle Branch — everywhere
LMFAO | Feb 03, 2010

Cashback

Selasa, April 27th, 2010

Cashback
Cashback (2006)

IMDB rating: 7.40

Plot: When art student Ben Willis is dumped by his girlfriend Suzy, he develops insomnia. To pass the long hours of the night, he starts working the late night shift at the local supermarket. There he meets a colorful cast of characters, all of whom have their own ‘art’ in dealing with the boredom of an eight-hour-shift. Ben’s art is that he imagines himself stopping time. This way, he can appreciate the artistic beauty of the frozen world and the people inside it - especially Sharon, the quiet checkout girl, who perhaps holds the answer to solving the problem of Ben’s insomnia.

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Directors: Ellis Sean

Actors: Sean Biggerstaff,Evans Shaun,Goodwin Stuart,Dixon Michael,Lambourne Michael,Pickering Marc,Hancock Nick,Hesketh Frank,Ward Howard,Comedy,Drama,Romance,

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slapyomomsnutz/fu-yahoo!76$ | Jan 25, 2010

Snatch.

Sabtu, April 24th, 2010

Snatch.
Snatch. (2000)

IMDB rating: 8.00

Plot: Turkish and his close friend/accomplice Tommy get pulled into the world of match fixing by the notorious Brick Top. Things get complicated when the boxer they had lined up gets the shit kicked out of him by Pitt, a ‘pikey’ ( slang for an Irish Gypsy)- who comes into the equation after Turkish, an unlicensed boxing promoter wants to buy a caravan off the Irish Gypsies. They then try to convince Pitt not only to fight for them, but to lose for them too. Whilst all this is going on, a huge diamond heist takes place, and a fistful of motley characters enter the story, including ‘Cousin Avi’, ‘Boris The Blade’, ‘Franky Four Fingers’ and ‘Bullet Tooth Tony’. Things go from bad to worse as it all becomes about the money, the guns, and the damned dog!

Directors: Ritchie Guy

Actors: Pitt Brad,Del Toro Benicio,Farina Dennis,Statham Jason,Graham Stephen,Ford Alan,Serbedzija Rade,Gee Robbie,James Lennie,Jones Vinnie,Reid Mike,Flemyng Jason,Beckwith Andy,Beck William,Bremner Ewen,Comedy,Crime,Thriller,

Flavor Fav Fam: Scenario!?
I haven’t been on in weeks. So I’d like to welcome all my Flavor Flav and MJ Buddies to a nice, Flavorlicious scenario.

It was a cold winter night in 1991, you and your friends decided to go to the pizzeria. Your friends decide to get home early and leave you hanging. You are forced to walk home by yourself since you have no car and the buses are crap. You also have no money, so you can’t take the subway. Suddenly, you notice 2 gangstas coming up,. trying to snatch your purse. You scream and two people come up. One is short and black. The other is around 5′10" and has Jherri Curls. He’s a pale white due to his vitiligo (Noooez! :[). It’s Flavor Flav and Michael Jackson! Flav gets rid of the gang and offers you a ride home. Michael has to go tomorrow to Neverland because of some random reason. He wants you to stay at his hotel for the night. Flav refuses and says he’s give you 10 grand if you go with him. Michael doesn’t give any money, yet, he let’s you decide. Who do you choose?

A) Go with Flav
B) Go With Mike
C) Wake Up In Bed With Rosie O’Donnell
D) Other


Public Enemy FTW.

Flav is a nasty old man, no thanks
Watching him on Flavour of Love made my skin crawl, ugh

D
Mari C | Feb 06, 2010


Err..I’ll pass. You’re both grown men, and on top of that, you’re paying me to roll with you? A..no.

Love & Sex

Jumat, April 23rd, 2010

Love & Sex
Love & Sex (2000)

IMDB rating: 5.90

Plot: When her rather explicit copy is rejected, magazine journalist Kate is asked by her editor to come up with an article on loving relationships instead, and to do so by the end of the day. This gets Kate thinking back over her own various experiences, and to wondering if she is in much of a position to write on the subject.

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Directors: Breiman Valerie

Actors: Favreau Jon,Emmerich Noah,Hopkins Josh,Knepper Robert,Ventresca Vincent,Steinberg David,Nelson Elimu,Brunner Don,Swanson Rob,Comedy,Romance,Drama,

what is the difference between having sex and "making love?


Having sex" is a physical act with physical reactions but "making love" is beyond the realm of physical contact, it is emotional, sensitive, and sweet. Sexual interaction is something wonderful to enjoy but "making love" is something to experience. No words can describe lovemaking and no one can capture or package it. That’s the difference!

"Having sex" can be filmed, described, sold, packaged and even justified but making love is outside of everything. It transports you to another place. Sex is momentary but lovemaking touches the eternal.
Given a choice I believe most people crave lovemaking but settle for having sex. Perhaps not a popular opinion but I believe it to be true.

The element that distinguishes making love from sex, is a mutual awareness of romantic sincerity.

Sex + Lust=Sex

Sex + Love=Making Love
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Beverly Hills Cop

Jumat, April 23rd, 2010

Beverly Hills Cop
Beverly Hills Cop (1984)

IMDB rating: 7.20

Plot: Detroit cop Axel Foley is delighted when he receives a surprise visit from his best friend Mikey Tandino, who lives in California. Not long after Mikey arrives in Detroit, Mikey is killed, right in front of Axel, by a man named Zack. Axel follows Zack to Beverly Hills, California, where Beverly Hills police department Lieutenant Andrew Bogomil assigns Detective Billy Rosewood and Rosewood’s partner, Sergeant John Taggart, to keep an eye on Axel. Axel visits his friend Jenny Summers, who works in an art gallery. With Jenny’s help, Axel discovers that Zack works for Jenny’s boss, Victor Maitland, the man who owns the art gallery. Maitland is a drug kingpin who is using the gallery as a front, and Maitland had Zack kill Mikey after Maitland accused Mikey of stealing some of Maitland’s bonds. With the help of Jenny, Billy, and Taggart, Axel does what he can to make sure Maitland and Zack won’t kill any more people.

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Directors: Brest Martin

Actors: Murphy Eddie,Cox Ronny,Berkoff Steven,Reinhold Judge,Ashton John,Russo James,Banks Jonathan,Elliott Stephen,Hill Gilbert R.,Kimbro Art,Bailey Joel,Pinchot Bronson,Reiser Paul,Champion Michael,Action,Comedy,Crime,Drama,Thriller,

Which is your favourite?
A) Flatliners or Footloose?
B) The Lost Boys or Stand by me?
C) Friday the 13th or Nightmare on Elm St.?
D) Ladyhawke or Labyrinth?
E) Beverly Hills Cop or Leathal Weapon?

And who is your favourite character? and why?


A. Flatliners - Kevin Bacon, Julia Roberts, Keiffer Sutherland
B. Stand by me - River Phoenix
C. Nightmare on Elm Street - Robert Englund
D. Labyrinth - David Bowie & Jennifer Connelly
E. Leathal Weapon - Mel Gibson & Danny Glover

SERENA P | Nov 03, 2009


The second one in every list.

I really like Mel Gibson’s character, so he’s my favorite of all of them.
Lady Ettejin of Wern | Nov 03, 2009


A) Footloose
B) Stand By Me
C) Friday The 13th
D) Haven’t seen either.
E) Leathal Weapon
[ ??xus ] | Nov 03, 2009


Haven’t heard of either.
Haven’t watched either.
Friday the 13th. Because of Jason.
Heard of one, watched neither.
Haven’t watched either.
Rob | Nov 03, 2009


Flatliners, Lost Boys, Nightmare on Elm St., Ladyhawke, Beverly Hills Cop. Disobedient Axel Foley, of course. Heh. heh, heh!
beatle1909 | Nov 03, 2009


C
Alex | Nov 03, 2009


A) Footloose
B) Don’t like either film
C) Nightmare On Elm Street
D) Not seen either film.
E) Lethal Weapon
S050683 | Nov 03, 2009

Are We Done Yet?

Kamis, April 22nd, 2010

Are We Done Yet?
Are We Done Yet? (2007)

IMDB rating: 2.70

Plot: Newlyweds Nick (Ice Cube) and Suzanne (Long) decide to move to the suburbs to provide a better life for their two kids. But their idea of a dream home is disturbed by a contractor (McGinley) with a bizarre approach to business.

Directors: Carr Steve

Actors: Cube Ice,McGinley John C.,Bolden Philip Daniel,Katz Jonathan,Kalugin Alexander,Joffre Dan,Arce Pedro Miguel,Mowry Tahj,Vargas Jacob,MacArthur Hayes,Strange Colin,Comedy,Family,

Why do neocons decry Obamacare yet support the Socialist Revolution of Mitt Romneycare in Massachutteses?
I oppose Obamacare and Mitt shapeshifter Romney.


Apparently they don’t support it. Scott Brown got elected.
CIA | Feb 01, 2010


I havent ever said I support Romney care.
Invisible | Feb 01, 2010


Because they are against a Black President.

Haven’t you figured that out yet?

Just look at the number of Conservatives who are against Black History Month.
Poopy Pants | Feb 01, 2010


You mean all of those neocons (outdated term) in Massachusetts?
States have the right..the Federal Government doesn’t. The difference isn’t subtle. If the issue is brought up in my State, I certainly would not support it, and point to the skyrocketing cost that Massachusetts is experiencing.
thor_torkinson | Feb 01, 2010


I dont support Romneycare either. So there you go.
Mister Sparky | Feb 01, 2010


I don’t. Who supports it?
kadiss17 | Feb 01, 2010


"Why do neocons decry Obamacare yet support the Socialist Revolution of Mitt Romneycare in Massachutteses?"

WHAT are you talking about? We do NOT, have NEVER supported "the Socialist Revolution of Mitt Romneycare in Massachusetts"
bmovies60 | Feb 01, 2010


I too oppose Romneycare. Unlike Obamacare, Romneycare has been implemented and has proven to not cure the symptoms of our health insurance system (no pun intended). Costs are skyrocketing in MA faster than any state, I think it’s safe to call Romneycare a failure.
Pfo | Feb 01, 2010