Posts Tagged ‘Horror’

Fallen Ones, The

Minggu, Maret 14th, 2010

Fallen Ones, The
Fallen Ones, The (2005)

IMDB rating: 3.50

Plot: The Fallen Ones, an ancient cult in Egypt that worshiped giants. One such giant was Aramis, who’s father is a fallen Fallen Angel who had Armamis mummified to save his spirit from the great flood. Time passes and it’s 2005 and a team of Archaeologists have found the tomb lead by clues in ancient text. But one of them is not who they appear to be, he is the Fallen One and has plans on resurrecting Aramis and start a new race of giants and destroy all of humankind. Unless Matt and his team can find a way to take down a hundred foot mummy.

Directors: VanHook Kevin

Actors: Van Dien Casper,Wagner Robert,Lewis Geoffrey,Negahban Navid,Bosley Tom,Grant Saginaw,Whyte Scott,Struycken Carel,Morse Jim,Espinosa Pablo,Mukes Robert Allen,Keyes Irwin,Marcott Braeden,Allen Shane,Action,Adventure,Fantasy,Horror,

Dog aggression - Jezebel/Pit something Mix (New rescue) and Eddie Pit Bull Boxer Mix.?
Because of the length of the description of these dogs and the considerable ‘advanced’ issue this is, I have included a full and very long story with these dogs, but for those who don’t want to read my long version I have put the shorter versions of each dogs problem with minimal background but important facts about each dog.

Please help me if you have good knowledge on this subject. These dogs are going to have to get along, so we can use all the extra knowledge in the world to get everyone happy!

THANK YOU

Help for Jezebel???

Anxiety. I realize she has been taken from everything she has ever known but she is now in a home she will live in forever. But she is also very stressed out. I have been up for a couple hours now trying to ‘desensitize’ her to the household sounds. Washing dishes, louder noises positively spook her. Shes had a LOT of water and more then enough food. Made several trips outside and doesn’t need to use the bathroom. Because of her high anxiety level right now her and Eddie can not even be around each other. Her constant panting has him worked up already but he does relax and even ignore her while sitting in the same room with her for short periods.

Eddie- Aggression

At first when they met outside Eddie challenged her, and although she had been submissive to us, Jezebel did not exactly posture to him or react aggressively but she did also have some fear of his challenging her so obnoxiously. Her tail was not tucked nor up but about mid way up. He did after about 20 seconds together, both leashed, me holding Jezebel and him holding Eddie. Eddie weighs about 60 pounds and he is pure muscle so there is no just letting him near her until we can curb all signs of aggression in him towards her. She is extremely underweight at I’d guess about 35 pounds and anxious which doesn’t help Eddie to show his best side. Eddie, with just my husband and I has an extremely good overall energy. He knows a lot of discipline and is total genius and love dog and listens 100% of the time at any other time. But he doesn’t have the ability to NOT challenge right off. Remember that Eddie does NOT show aggression towards other dogs when they are outside, running free and my husband and I aren’t around. So we realize that even with all the knowledge we have about breaking them in together, something is wrong or we need some tips and tricks from owners who may have some hands on knowledge of this or other suggestions where to find it. I am always a sponge for knowledge and can absolutely need the help.

Right now for the next two days, Jezebel is my responsibility and Eddie is Doug’s. Eddie eats n sleeps with Doug and I do the same for Jezebel. We might switch up tomorrow though. But each of us always has our dog. They are on leads but not being held by them. The leads being on is only to prevent any kind of charge attacks by either dog. Without us holding the leads they both have sat in a room together with stuff between them and even without and just in general been good late night dogs.

With Eddie right now we are just using distractions to get him used to being in the room with her. Toys or treats for ignoring her, relaxing, extra treats he got for actually ‘laying all the way down’ which for him means belly up. He would never belly up in a room with a dog he truly doesn’t trust or wants to kill, he would never get his mind off of them. *(we tried to foster a blue pit about a year ago and eddie just would NOT forget this dog was in a crate. he has tho given other female dogs the chance to be friends with him tho minimally because of my rural area)

Please help if you can I positively appreciate all comments and will give props :D

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Long Version
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So Jezebelles story is.

She was rescued by a firefighter from an abandoned building near Peterstown West Virginia. So she’s farr from home right now. But she absolutely WAS worth going the 90 miles each way to get her and bring her home. She has been living, nearly constantly outside for the last year. When I mean living outside, I am pretty sure tonight was the first time she has seen a human bed, possibly even a dog one. Shes sooo sketchy and gun shy inside. She has never heard the noise being made inside a warm loving home. Speaking of loving, when we first picked her up, she was an absolute positive 100 % submitting dog, fell over backwards to me belly up in the snow. It is absolutely heartbreaking as it truly seems to me that she has never known the things that my other pets get everyday and it shows in the way she is being right now.

Even though she rode the whole way home, taking several stops, she has been panting since we got her. I realize it is a LOT of anxiety about her new situation but she has been panting for hours. I am just now prompting her to stop doing it so much and she is responding to that well so far. Her concentration not to seems to last longer each time. She is so effin lovable but you can tell s
She is so effin lovable but you can tell shes never been allowed to show her affection. She wants to be touching you as most pit bulls do but its nearly comical how she approaches it without a clue how to. Instead of sitting near you or next you you, she will sit with most of her upper body on you, head down in your lap. Or if you lay down with her, she might just put her butt up on your chest. She has NO clue how to snuggle. But she wants to learn more then any dog I’ve ever seen who was in this shape. I can’t though say that has been many.

I really don’t want to bash the guy who had her. I guess I can TRY To understand his situation that he rescued this dog from sure death and didn’t quite want to give her to a shelter who may have euthanized this dog, but just didn’t have room for her inside his home with his other 2 dogs :( Hard to comprehend for me though sorry. We had to give her 3 baths to even have a CHANCE to get the stench off of her after living outside with NO bathing in
We had to give her 3 baths to even have a CHANCE to get the stench off of her after living outside with NO bathing in all sorts of weather conditions, I’d give it a good guess this dog hasn’t had a bath since Mid Summer 2009. So he DID save her life I suppose and did give her shelter. Just not love or discipline or socialization
They are the only ones who would truly have a chance with him. I just don’t think he can ever let another male dog around. He has been extremely minimally socialized but not due to much more then the fact that I live in a fairly remote area and just don’t have friends nearby with dog friends for him to see often. And the next part is for sure my fault but I am working many different ways to solve this. Maybe anyone who has any ideas could PLEASE tell me their suggestions. REAL suggestions. I have googled and spent hours of time online reading about pit bulls, aggression issues, training and many hours of just detailed and general knowledge. And I do not need to be told to watch Cesar Milan to fix this particular issue. Eddie does LOVE a walk, but outside, specifically when on any leash or lead, he will pretty much charge another dog.
This is a trait that a lot of Pit bull or Staffie Mixes do display and anyone who has a dog or experience with one likes this knows that the lead makes it worse, but neither can I just let him go near her with US around. Because when me or my husband are around Eddie, he will absolutely charge any dog. Because we do live so remotely. Occasionally when there is very cold or inclement weather, we allow him a couple of hours to run the neighborhood. Although he is extremely safe (Minus he looks just like a red tail deer and even hops like one when hes ‘outside runnin’ :P) he does run into several neighborhood dogs. Even my closest neighbors have a couple of dogs. Like three mix breeds and even a smller remotely aggressive one that I have seen run Eddie up on my porch with his tail tucked between his legs. So its NOT a matter of him thinking or being an Alpha truly, as he isn’t when my husband and I are NOT around.
I realize this is a total problem with us. And we have watched and been practicing hours of training. I’d say I’ve watched about 50 episodes of Cesar Milan. He deals with a LOT of aggression and anxiety issues that I am seeing in these two dogs right now.

So anyone who cares to answer I would love to hear any suggestions you have for Eddie, Jezebel and even my cat which is fairly aggressive herself but she only flipped out on her when the cat snuck up on her and smelled her while she was closing her eyes for a couple of seconds earlier. She is JUST now actually falling asleep without panting for periods of 15 minutes or so now. But not nearly enough.
Thanks for the reply and in no way will she be left alone with him until the aggression issue is curbed. I do not fear that he will never calm down around her, he has already taken the high road for him several times and progress is being made. But I realize it could very well be a long process. He has already shown much more acceptance of her then he ever has or would a male dog, we knew that he would be able to handle her when we got her. I did thoroughly question the previous owner about any dog aggression issues and she has never really shown any.
Thanks for the tips and understanding Gin! It is stressful but there are a lot of positive signs from him that this is definitely a match that will work for him. I know it may take a bit to get rid of all aggression. In his favor Eddie is a boxer mix, and boxers have extremely high prey drives usually. Explains the charging about when he is outside bit too. But when he was 2 years old and is no different in his dog aggression right now, we taught him to be nice to a new cat and to never ever chase her, even when she was running laps by. It involved a long process for him, and a lot of screw ups but today he is much more respectful of the cat and would never harm her, at least not inside. I would never allow her outside with him running amok just because of the simple pray drive issue and that he can not be controlled outside. He can be trustfully left alone with her now infinitely as if he disrespects her she retreats where he cant get her and he does not try to.


I also have an previously abused female pit mix who had never been inside a house. Please continue to keep them separate, as he could kill her. She isn’t going to fully relax until she isn’t in danger of being attacked all the time, so you’ll have to treat his aggression immediately. Be aware according to his age and level of socialization he may not ever except her, but this is very rare with the right treatment. My experience with my dog’s aggression (I had 5 at once) was a very very long road to recovery, and there are still minor incidents here and there, so I hope you are up for it. Make sure the female has a quiet place she can call her own and feel safe. Make sure the male knows it’s not OK to show aggression toward her; spray him with a water bottle, tell him no, crate him or whatever works for him. It’s also important to give him positive feedback when he does well; tell him what a good boy he is when he shares a toy (but I wouldn’t try that for awhile) or is near her without growling. Always be sure he knows you are the alpha dog, not him and be consistant no matter what. Be very careful when food is involved. There are so many little things, I can’t type them all. Since this is the first day, it should get better, but if it doesn’t soon I would consult a behavior specialist (you can find one at pet stores like petsmart). If her anxiety doesn’t decrease the vet can give her something for it, but I’d use that as a last resort. I hope it levels out for you soon; I know the constant stress you are under now.
gin | Feb 05, 2010

Paranormal Activity

Rabu, Maret 10th, 2010

Paranormal Activity
Paranormal Activity (2007)

IMDB rating: 9.00

Plot: After a young, middle class couple moves into a suburban ’starter’ tract house, they become increasingly disturbed by a presence that may or may not be somehow demonic but is certainly most active in the middle of the night. Especially when they sleep. Or try to.

Directors: Peli Oren

Actors: Bayouth Michael,Fredrichs Mark,McDowell Randy,Piper Tim,Sloat Micah,Horror,

What do you think about Paranormal Activity?


The film was ok… not as good as everyone hyped it up to be… best bit was the ending lol xD
doughnutboy20 | Feb 08, 2010


I really liked it, definitely too much hype but if you go in not expecting much I think it is much better. The biggest reason is because it had such a low budget and was nicely done without having cheesey looking effects.
frustrated1 | Feb 08, 2010

Army of Darkness

Selasa, Maret 9th, 2010

Army of Darkness
Army of Darkness (1992)

IMDB rating: 7.50

Plot: In this sequel to the Evil Dead films, a discount-store employee (”Name’s Ash. Housewares.”) is time-warped to a medieval castle beset by monstrous forces. Initially mistaken for an enemy, he is soon revealed as the prophecised savior who can quest for the Necronomicon, a book which can dispel the evil. Unfortunately, he screws up the magic words while collecting the tome, and releases an army of skeletons, led by his own Deadite counterpart. What follows is a thrilling, yet tongue-in-cheek battle between Ash’s 20th Century tactics and the minions of darkness.

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Directors: Raimi Sam

Actors: Campbell Bruce,Gilbert Marcus,Abercrombie Ian,Grove Richard,Quill Timothy Patrick,Reid Michael Earl,Raimi Ted,Anderson Deke,Thomas Bruce,Bryan Billy,Action,Adventure,Comedy,Fantasy,Horror,

Is my synchro deck good enough?
I have

Monsters:

Turbo Booster x2
Nitro Synchron
Tune Warrior
Jutte Fighter
Junk Synchron x2
X-Saber Uruz
Counselor Lily
X-Saber Axel x2
Zero Gardna x3
Turbo Synchron x3
Quickdraw Synchron x2
Tuningware
Buster Blader
Quillbolt Hedgehog x2
Mist Valley Shaman
Max Warrior
Marauding Captain
Speed Warrior
Marshmallon
Mask of Darkness
Gaurdian Angel Joan
Shield Warrior
Ghost Gardna x2
Comrade Swordsman of Landstar
Level Warrior

Spells/Traps:

Premature Burial
Spider Web
Monster Reborn
Urgent Tuning
Saber Slash
Synchro Deflector x2
Remote Revenge x2
Elemental Absorber
Grave of the Super Ancient Organism
Brain Control
Compulsory Evacuation Device
The Warrior Returning Alive
Release Restraint
Rush Recklessly
Trap Stun
Reinforcement of the Army
Graceful Revival
Card of Safe Return
Fusion Sword Murasame Blade

Synchro Monsters:

Clossal Fighter
X-Saber Urbellium x2
Turbo Warrior
Junk Warrior x3
Sea Dragon Lord Gishilnodon
Queen of Thorns
Exploder Dragonwing
Nitro Warrior

the strategy i have right now is to summon junk warrior out and get as much as possible lvl 2 star monster out when junk warrior is out. anything would help! thx


No offense but this deck is awful, there is wayyyyy too many cards try to limit your deck to 40 cards cause the strategy your using ( and you should probably reorganize your deck and make a diff strategy) will not work as u will dead draw a lot. Too many cards try again

| Jan 29, 2010


This deck is great! Also place a Time Wizard in there. He’s lv.2 and has a good effect. Also the Axe of Despair is a good card if you have a low ATK monster.
mharits | Jan 29, 2010

Darkman

Jumat, Maret 5th, 2010

Darkman
Darkman (1990)

IMDB rating: 6.30

Plot: Scientist Peyton Westlake is working on a project to create synthetic skin. Now the skin he has developed has a flaw—it will not remain stable for more than 99 minutes. His girlfriend, Julie, a lawyer is investigating a developer. She leaves some incriminating documents at Peyton’s. One night Peyton was working when the lights in his lab went out, he then discovers that the synthetic skin has remained stable past 99 minutes, he deduces that it’s because of light that the skin doesn’t remain stable. And it is at that moment that a psychotic criminal, Robert Durant appears demanding the documents that Julie left there. They beat up Peyton, and after finding the documents they blow up Peyton’s lab. Peyton was blown away and everybody believes he is dead but in reality, he was found, burned seriously and a new procedure was performed on him that renders him unable to sense pain, he also now has tremendous strength and is now prone to violent outbursts. He is now working on perfecting the synthetic skin and at the same using his technology to make synthetic skin masks of the men who attacked him so that he could strike back at them.

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Directors: Raimi Sam

Actors: Neeson Liam,Neeson Liam,Friels Colin,Drake Larry,Mashita Nelson,Ferguson Jessie Lawrence,Robledo Rafael H.,Hicks Dan,Raimi Ted,Bell Dan,Worth Nicholas,Lustig Aaron,Trinidad Arsenio ‘Sonny’,Faraj Said,Action,Crime,Horror,Sci-Fi,Thriller,

i have a lot of "books" in my head that i made up myself but idk how to express them in the 8th grade. tips?
i made up a lot of stories. i even have a 7-book series about a bounty hunter stored in my head. i have a lot more too. one is about a man who equips his house with loads of weaponry and defense to hide from the government, with no way in, no way out. i call it "fortress". yeah pretty brief. another is about a group of teens that got stripped of their emotion and basically turned into indestructable robots, with the same appearance as a human. one of them escaped before their emotion was taken away but he’s still indestructable, and towards the middle you realize that escapee was the main character. i named it "Perfect". My last one isn’t action, it’s about people that paint on the walls of an abandoned subway tunnel to ease the stresses of life away. i call it "NY tunnel painters." now my favorite, the bounty hunter series "Bounty", is made of 7 books: Bounty, Bounty: Masked Accomplice, Bounty: The Parallel, Bounty:(TBA), Bounty: Darkman, Bounty: The Steel Army (subject to change) Bounty: Cyanide, Bounty: Death Ray. All about a bounty hunter that actually only hunts in the first book, who lives in las vegas (las vegas gets destroyed in the last one). Cyanide may be a little dissapointing, for the main character sort of turns into a monster type thing when he falls asleep, and doesn’t know it. please give me some feed on this, and tips on how to express it. thanks.

ps sorry it was so long


OOH you’re just like me! I decided it was time to get it all out and started typing it all up in Word my books are a Trilogy
Scales
Shells
and
Bubbles
It is hard to begin them and I have NO idea how they end but I know the main parts and it is easy to embelish upon there.
The only hard part is it is not as perfect as it is in your mind and you have to revise OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN! My story now seems a bit dull in my eyes but all my friends love it. I think it is because I have read and reread it in my head and on paper so many times. But TRUST ME! it definatly worth it!! Other wise it naws and naws at you until you HAVE to do something about it.

Jellybean | Sep 08, 2009


Well, as good as a story might be, it’s pointless unless you get it out on paper. You should start jotting down notes, the basics and what you know. Then after that, you just sort things out and begin writing. Don’t think too much about it, or what’s going to happen in ALL the books just yet. Take it one step at a time. Forget the rest of the books until you reach that point, you know? Stop thinking so much into the future of your books if you haven’t even started. Good luck.
Vivian | Sep 08, 2009

Phantom of the Paradise

Kamis, Maret 4th, 2010

Phantom of the Paradise
Phantom of the Paradise (1974)

IMDB rating: 6.80

Plot: Producer Swan has stolen the music composed by Leach. Leach wants revenge. When he tries to destoy Swan’s company, he gets a horrible accident. With a mutilated face he searches for other ways to get his revenge.

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Directors: De Palma Brian

Actors: Finley William,Williams Paul,Graham Gerrit,Memmoli George,Hahn Archie,Hahn Archie,Hahn Archie,Comanor Jeffrey,Elbling Peter,Elbling Peter,Elbling Peter,Comedy,Fantasy,Horror,Music,Musical,Thriller,

does any one know wher to by a phantom of the paradise helmet?


Brad, the maker of them (from Winnipeg) only made 60 and they sold quickly.
The only way to get one is to keep watching E-bay for them!:

Information found here:
http://www.swanarchives.org/FAQsAndLinks .asp

Yellowstonedogs | Sep 15, 2009


You can get this one: http://www.helmetfu.com/product/YOHE-S93 1+Helmet

I had got it last week, Its cool, wow…
Jastin | Sep 15, 2009

Land of the Dead

Rabu, Maret 3rd, 2010

Land of the Dead
Land of the Dead (2005)

IMDB rating: 6.60

Plot: The world is full of zombies and the survivors have barricaded themselves inside a walled city to keep out the living dead. As the wealthy hide out in skyscrapers and chaos rules the streets, the rest of the survivors must find a way to stop the evolving zombies from breaking into the city.

Directors: Romero George A.

Actors: Baker Simon,Leguizamo John,Hopper Dennis,Joy Robert,Clark Eugene,Nappo Tony,Banks Boyd,Geljo Jasmin,McCabe Max,Munch Tony,Roberts Shawn,Arce Pedro Miguel,Action,Horror,Thriller,

Basketball rules help, see details for question.?
A referee in a game tonight told me that on a dead ball out of bounds, the player could run 3 ft in either direction. Not after a made basket where the player is allowed to run the baseline but a dead ball, is this correct? Also if it is a dead ball and the player jumps to pass the ball but does not pass it, and then lands without throwing the ball, is this a travel as well?


During dead ball, a player cannot move his feet whether his at the baseline or at the sideline when passing the ball cause he will be called for a travel but during after every basket, he can always move to either direction he chooses when passing the ball but only when his at the baseline.He cannot move his feet also when passing at the sideline.

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The SkyWalker

Breathing Room

Minggu, Februari 28th, 2010

Breathing Room
Breathing Room (2008)

IMDB rating: 4.40

Plot: Thrown naked into a desolate room with thirteen strangers, Tonya (Ailsa Marshall) discovers that she is the final contestant in a deadly game. Restrained by lethal electronic collars, the players must utilize hints and tools from a box marked “pieces” to find both an exit and the reason for their abduction. One by one the players are eliminated as their “curfew” begins and the lights go out. With each dead body comes another clue, which they use to discover that one of them is the killer. The question is … which one?

Directors: Cowan Gabriel

Actors: McLafferty Michael,Higlen David,Culver Brad,Estes Kim,Foster Keith,Atik Jeff,Cembrinski Steve,Gerlach Bryce,Drama,Horror,Thriller,

My rabbit just went through shock?
My 8 month old beagle found his way up the stairs to where my 2 year ld dwarf bunny was having some roaming time. We heard shrill screams of fear and ran upstairs. Thank god the beagle never actually touched our rabbit, but she was screaming and in shock. She ran into a room, and hid in a corner. She was breathing heavily, and we held her for about 25 minutes. Then, she seemed better. We put her back in the hallway and let her relax. I went up 15 minutes later and she seemed just like herself. Frisky and all. I put her in her cage and she was eating and rinking normally. This all happened about 4 hours ago.

Is my rabbit fine now? Or can the symptoms come back? It’s midnight now, so if I should, I can’t take her to a vet. Should I see how she’s doing in the morning, and decide from there?

Please help!!


Firstly calm down hun, you’re bunny can feel your feelings and it can affect theirs. You’re very luck the beagle didn’t get to her. Maybe you should look into putting a baby gate at the top or bottom of the stairs to prevent this happening again?
The poor girl must have thought she was going to die and needed to scream to alert you. I don’t think you have anything to worry about, just spoil her rotten and let her chillax :) If she seems sleepy and not herself then I would at least get her a check-up at the vets. Can you not just let her run around your room?
Raych X
Raych | Feb 06, 2010


she should be alright,just keep an eye on her,as long as she is warm and has plenty of water she should be ok till tomorrow if something happens.
Real Deal CowGirl | Feb 06, 2010

Thir13en Ghosts

Sabtu, Februari 27th, 2010

Thir13en Ghosts
Thir13en Ghosts (2001)

IMDB rating: 4.90

Plot: Arthur and his two children, Kathy and Bobby, inherit his Uncle Cyrus’s estate: a glass house that serves as a prison to 12 ghosts. When the family, accompanied by Bobby’s Nanny and an attorney, enter the house they find themselves trapped inside an evil machine “designed by the devil and powered by the dead” to open the Eye of Hell. Aided by Dennis, a ghost hunter, and his rival Kalina, a ghost rights activist out to set the ghosts free, the group must do what they can to get out of the house alive.

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Directors: Beck Steve

Actors: Shalhoub Tony,Lillard Matthew,Roberts Alec,Bourne JR,Abraham F. Murray,Harrison Matthew,Rupp Jacob,Crestejo Mike,Culp Aubrey,Andre Charles,Speidel Mikhael,Wesley Daniel,Horror,Thriller,

what are the stories for the ghost in the movies the thir13en ghost?
how did they die


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thirteen_Gh osts_(2001_film)#The_Ghosts…

Go to this link and it is about halfway down the page. Hope this helps

mblayton | Nov 30, 2009


AWESOME movie! The Jackal was the scariest IMO
Hammy | Nov 30, 2009

Fly II, The

Rabu, Februari 24th, 2010

Fly II, The
Fly II, The (1989)

IMDB rating: 4.30

Plot: Seth Brundle was a research scientist whose genes were fused with a housefly in a matter transmission experiment and he transformed into the terrifying mutant creature “Brundlefly” and the journalist who he fell in love with, Vernoica Quaife killed him by blowing out his brains with a shotgun. Veronica has died giving birth to Seth’s son Martin. Martin is raised by Seth’s evil employer Anton Bartok who requires Martin’s help to solve the problems of the Telepods, believing the Telepods are the key for worldwide domination. Growing at a accelerated rate and inheriting his father’s mutated genes, Martin finds himself suffering his father’s fate as he himself transforming into a even more fierce and terrifying “Brundlefly”. Befriend by beautiful computer specialist Beth Logan, Martin sets out a way to cure himself, as the answer lies within the Telepod which is his only chance of saving himself from a terrible death.

Directors: Walas Chris

Actors: Stoltz Eric,Richardson Lee,Getz John,Turner Frank C.,Chalk Gary,Cross Harley,Moore Matthew,Roy Rob,Rhodes Andrew,Bermel Pat,Taylor William S.,Wasserman Jerry,Horror,Sci-Fi,

Wanna hear some jokes? Put your own!?
SOMEBODY’S RAISING THEIR KID RIGHT!
One Nation, ‘Under God’.

One day a 6 year old girl was sitting in a
classroom. The teacher was going to explain
evolution to the children. The teacher asked
a little boy: Tommy do you see the tree Outside?
TOMMY: Yes.
TEACHER: Tommy, do you see the grass outside?
TOMMY: Yes.
TEACHER: Go outside and look up and see if you can see the sky.
TOMMY: Okay. (He returned a few minutes
later) Yes, I saw the sky.
TEACHER: Did you see God up there?
TOMMY: No.
TEACHER: That’s my point. We can’t see
God because he isn’t there. Possibly he just
doesn’t exist.

A little girl spoke up and wanted to ask the boy some questions.
The teacher agreed and the little girl asked
the boy: Tommy, do you see the tree outside?
TOMMY: Yes.
LITTLE GIRL: Tommy do you see the grass outside?
TOMMY: Yessssss!
LITTLE GIRL: Did you see the sky?
TOMMY: Yessssss!
LITTLE GIRL: Tommy, do you see the teacher?
TOMMY: Yes
LITTLE GIRL: Do you see her brain?
TOMMY: No
LITTLE GIRL: Then according to what we
were taught today in school, she possibly
may not even have one!
(You Go Girl!)
‘FOR WE WALK BY FAITH, NOT BY SIGHT’
II CORINTHIANS 5:7

joke 2

Never Choke in a restaurant in the South

Two hillbillies walk into a bar. While having a shot of whiskey, they talk about their moonshine operation.

Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. And, after a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress. One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, ‘Kin ya swallar?’

The woman shakes her head no.

Then he asks, ‘Kin ya breathe?’

The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no.

The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up her dress, and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue. The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth. As she begins to breathe again, the Hillbilly walks slowly
back to the bar.

His partner says, ‘Ya know , I’ d heerd of that there "Hind Lick Maneuver" but I ain’t ni ver seed nobody do it!’

joke 3

1.. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn’t.
2.. I don’t suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.& lt; /B>
3.. Some people are alive only because it’s illegal to kill them.
4.. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
5.. Don’t take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.
6.. You’re just jealous because the voices only talk to me
7.. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
8.. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
6.. You’re just jealous because the voices only talk to me
7.. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
8.. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
6.. You’re just jealous because the voices only talk to me
7.. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
8.. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
9.. I’m not a complete idiot — Some parts are jus t m issing.
10… Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
11.. NyQuil, the stuffy, sneezy, why-the-heck-is-the-room-spinning medicine.
12.. God must love stupid people; He made so many.
13.. The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
14.. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
15.. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
16.. Being ‘over the hill’ is much better than being under it!
17.. Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew up.
18 Procrastinate Now!
19.. I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts; Do You Want Fries With That?
20.. A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
21.. A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.

joke 4 last one

The very first ever Blonde GUY joke….. And well worth the wait !!!!

An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building.

They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, ‘Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I’m going to jump off this building.’

The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, ‘
Burritos again! If I get burritos! one more time I’m going to jump off, too.’

The blond guy opened his lunch and said, ‘ Bologna again! If I get a bologna sandwich one more time, I’m jumping too.’

The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw
corned beef and cabbage, and jumped to his death.

The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito, and jumped, too.

The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped to his death as well.

At the funeral, the Irishman’s wife was weeping. She said, ‘If I’d known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never would have given it to him again!’

The Mexican’s wife also wept and said, ‘I could have gi ven him ta cos or enc hiladas! I didn’t realize he hated burritos so much.’

(Oh this is GOOD!!)?

Eve
punchline to last one Everyone turned and stared at the blonde’s wife. The blonde’s wife said,

‘Don’t look at me. He makes his own lunch.’

got em all from emails enjoy


ha, the blond one was funny.

okay, this isn’t me saying this, it’s just for laughs.

‘I met this 14 year old girl on the internet, she’s smart, funny, flirty, and sexy.
she’s now telling me that she’s an undercover cop. how neat is that at her age?’

Emmmmmm! | Jan 25, 2010


That’s funny,I love it
have a nice day…
AFOUR | Jan 26, 2010


they all are nice…
funny
:o)
Rose | Jan 26, 2010

I Am Legend

Senin, Februari 22nd, 2010

I Am Legend
I Am Legend (2007)

IMDB rating: 7.20

Plot: Robert Neville (Will Smith) is a brilliant scientist, but even he could not contain the terrible virus that was unstoppable, incurable, and man-made. Somehow immune, Neville is now the last human survivor in what is left of New York City and maybe the world. For three years, Neville has faithfully sent out daily radio messages, desperate to find any other survivors who might be out there. But he is not alone. Mutant victims of the plague — The Infected — lurk in the shadows… watching Neville’s every move… waiting for him to make a fatal mistake. Perhaps mankind’s last, best hope, Neville is driven by only one remaining mission: to find a way to reverse the effects of the virus using his own immune blood. But he knows he is outnumbered… and quickly running out of time.

Directors:

Actors: Smith Will,Tahan Charlie,Foster Darrell,Mihok Dash,Kona,Glen Samuel,McCauley James Michael,Mojica Pedro,Mazza Anthony C.,Cirbus Steve,Sharma Adhi,Simpson Tyree Michael,Lange Blake,DiPersia Alexander,Sparrow Abraham,Action,Drama,Fantasy,Horror,Sci-Fi,Thriller,

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